Janus & Harold

bring back cucumbers

everyone should be transformed into a lump of clay & then lovingly reformed back into themselves every few years i think that would be so nice for everybody esp the touch deprived. also those w a lot of tension in their muscles would benefit

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

the demon you commanded to go out and destroy your enemies and drag their souls to hell has returned. three hours elapsed, zero souls damned, one skinned knee. demon is visibly trying not to cry.

@bugs-are-cool

This dog room movie. 20 years old.