Fatalistic Femme Fatale

goodbye straight people

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

This is so fucking funny, knowing that scams was the one flashcarding Philips so that she might actually learn the names of some of the guys playing for the men's team in Milan lmao

hockey fans are crazy bc they’ll be like “😍😍😍” and it’s a picture of a wet rat

'oh arent you just happy to watch women play hockey' NO i want my teams to win and the rest to die