John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
Omg

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Me starting the Avatar comics: Hmmm, I wonder if these will be more lighthearted and kid-focuses than the show.
Avatar comics:
Me: WELL OK THEN
By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
well that’s fairly accurate
If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at
my favorite thing about this post is the quotations because they imply that these two are something other than what they tell us and that’s exactly what ageless dieties of the forests would do

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This is called humanity
“A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they shall never sit.”
this was done well
There’ a little bit of Salem in all of us
I only watched the show for that cat.
when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

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Repeat after me
Pedophiles👏do👏not👏deserve👏positivity👏
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
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We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.
RUN BY
CUNTS
y'all pray for my homie franklin, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just sound like chewbacca and got a snaggletooth
He’s so precious. I cry
That snaggletooth is SO PRECIOUS OML