the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap

This is the body positivity post I’ve been waiting for.

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

Remus Lupin gets a boyfriend AND a dog at the same time?? Tell me how this is fair ?

He deserves it

True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.

Peter Quill: Alien technology plus human stupidity. Trust me, it’s unbeatable.