fire escape

My heart

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

My future child and I

this is so tender

this must be something about really loving your human because my cat heard it and ran up and instantly started cuddling me and rubbing against my arm

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

These are valid questions babyboo, i got you

She’s gunna be trouble wen she’s older honestly, well articulated aware and gorgeous .

SHUT THE FUCK UP

how do you even notice that

LMAO

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

😂😂😂 this is so cute

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

Dad Joke has hit maximum overdrive