Serendipity

Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance

Classic

Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

how will they tap the screen with claws

You're so ignorant it's not even funny

whose ignorant now you stupid dead bitch

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

brown eyes are heartmeltingly pretty pass it on

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

i log in. i reblog quotes and poems and posts that slice me in half or whatever. i log out

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

gaslighting myself into thinking i’m doing fine