I miss E3 turkey leg guy

i wish i hadn’t rejected his compassion

youtube saw that i didnt fall asleep watching videos last night so now its only recommending me videos of individuals being skinned alive with 0 views and they all take place right outside my house

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch