in the Uber to the pitbull concert making myself motion sick bc im writing fanfic
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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Not today Justin

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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in the Uber to the pitbull concert making myself motion sick bc im writing fanfic

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really loving this evil wizard simulator game where all the text has been encoded into ancient runes beyond my comprehension =^_^=
(i dont think its supposed to be doing that. i dont know how to get it to stop doing that.)
bunny domina doodle 4 all my gay little supports
everyone say "thank u mother" for the shield i put up to protect my backline. gay little anas LOVE the bunny skin.
this is one interaction of many
god Lucas B Hart in Forbidden Solitaire is such a perfect character in how much he sucks. every time he gave Shannon a little nickname I wanted to diiiiiie
HE SUCKS SO BAD!!!!
"if you had told me... a year ago. I would be a best selling fantasy author..." or whatever bullshit he says. GIRL SHUT UP!!!!
hardest part in replaying the game is listening to him speak. its so good. hes so annoying he manages to over shadow the LITERAL DEMON AND OCCULT ACTIVITY WE ARE MEANT TO BE LEARNING ABOUT. id prefer Balor any day.
idk side note but im so interested in the recent trend ive noticed of "evil haunted video game" actually stemming from burnt out and over worked developer's or budget cuts. (fnaf help wanted did this, inscryption? I cant remember. the hex did at least. im sure theres more examples I cant remember)
I just think its funny lol

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me making ANOTHEERRRR fuck ass crossover fic NOBODYYYY has even ever THOUGHT of asking for
You guys tell me if im super late with that ship
I worked a bit more on that recent AU I posted :D....
"What would have happened to Jesse if they got sucked into the Command block?"
From episode 3, season 1. When Jesse goes in to help survivors and finds the command block in perfect condition after chucking a bomb at it, the command block suddenly activates and tries to suck Jesse in. There's the particals and everything
So, as usual, I took three different possible takes.
Jesse gets sucked into the command block
Jesse gets merged with the command block
Jesse just gets altered a bit by the affects of the command block
And my friend, who I invested into the fandom very recently, asked for the first one! Thus, I got to work. Here's what I have so far
Jesse gets sucked into the command block. Reuben is freaking out, then Gabriel appears like in the game and sees Reuben(reuben notices them and tries to get their attention or smth). Axel is looking for Jesse(like in the game), who instead finds Gabriel with Reuben. Confused, but the WitherStorm is alive again so we have to get out of there first. So everything is pretty much the same as the game from there. Until when they get to the cave. They now catch a breath and talk about where Jesse could've suddenly disappeared to. Reuben nudges Gabriel, Gabriel says "oh, I did see someone get sucked into the glowing block" and now everyone is panicking.
Glowing block? The.. command block??! Jesse got.. but HOW??
So that's one more problem they gotta figure out.... but! Enough of the group for now... I have a thing or two about Jesse's state aswell
Okay. So Jesse, inside the command block. There's two main areas(?) existing in there. One for creation and one for uh.., can't think of a better word for this, destruction.
Creation is a space that's just.. codes all over.
Jesse later on could alter the codes written down or create new ones.
Example photo I found on Pinterest ⬇️
Destruction is a space where all the things destroyed or deleted by the c.block ends up.
I was thinking of making Jesse ending up in a fight with the ender dragon here.
That's it for this AU so far! Thank you for reading and if you're interested.... uh. Yeah, thank you. Feel free to ask any questions
YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!
Jesse having to fight the enderdragon is crazzzyyyy. so so sat.
finally getting out of there only to be permanently altered by intimately knowing the stitching of the fabric of the universe
rueben Not Really belonging on that group without jesse. and also can anyone else understand him????
them trying to communicate with jesse in the block and BAM. 100 zombie sized chickens or something.
danny
Maybe I should make a separate tag for my weird dreams but last night I had a dream where I was Radar and I was with Lukas and we were in this weird hospital esc?? place, and there was a thing after us, but we couldn't run from it we could only speed walk away which was stressful as hell and we couldn't get out of this area until we saw every single room in it
and we couldn't walk regularly either because it'd catch up to us, but if we ran it'd start chasing us, and we couldn't stay in a room for too long or else it'd catch up and we were both stressing out so bad but we couldn't freak out because any sudden thing would make it go faster
idk man I didn't like this one I have no idea why I was Radar though

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behold. my suite of hot dogs
showing up to a Business Networking Event in my hotdog shirt and jorts
nvm bitches love the hotdog shirt. gonna start a business soon
showing up to a Business Networking Event in my hotdog shirt and jorts
and what if everything was awful? what if misery was everywhere everything you ever loved was haunted by grief and loss? why do we think the silver lining negates the cloud? nothing good can last forever and you're really just deluding yourself into thinking any of it matters. your brain is too small to even comprehend what you've already lost. at the end of the day, we are all just waiting for the inevitable rot of the coffin.
and what if everything was good? what if there was joy in everything and there was always something worth smiling about? what if the bad times could never last? the endless cycle of time always guaranteed better days ahead, there is something to look forward to. even if it doesn't exist yet, its there. when the other shoe drops, you keep walking. the sun will rise again tomorrow. and rejoice, for we will be there to bask in it.
waiter, waiter! more manipulative william please!

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I had a mcsm dream where it was the redstonia/boomtown section except they were RIGHT next to each other and you had to do both of them
to get into redstonia you had to blow a bunch of shit up and fight like 3 withers. genuine catastrophe EVERY time you wanted to enter
and to get into boomtown you had to solve an overly complicated puzzle that basically amounted to you putting Magnus and Ellegaards full legal names together
the funniest part was all the characters turning to magnus like "so. what did u mean by that." and he just
im trying to be really brave and give Corpse Party 2 a chance
but it wont full-screen and I have the goofiest desktop known to manjksjsil