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Like creep as in the found footage creep as in the movie that had a second movie called creep 2 as in the movie that had a series called the creep tapes
I LOVE CREEEPPP
yes yes yes the foundfootage creep mmhm
although the 2004 british movie isn't that bad either so if you wanna interpret it as that one then i am not gonna stop you
helllo, do you have any specific headcanons for how Liu looks like in thy brain. asking for tootally no reason.
okay i suck at describing appearances so just bear w me okay. okay.
to me. liu looks like. spencer reid. from criminal minds. kinda post-prison arc but the earlier geeky version fits too but like. including all his scars and whatnot and w. green eyes.
LIKE. idk he is a geeky guy w pretty soft hair and eyes that look far too tired and there's this constant look of dread in his expression bc he feels like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders and. and he's got dimples when he smiles and and and. sighs dreamily.
Ur not wrong. That IS hot. Its like a bloodpact in a way. Hrurgrhr this is why I love your writing you never EVER miss - 🐑
AWE THANK U i try my best mmhm mmhm
You're crying, trying to pull your hand away from him, but his grip is firm. He's as gentle as he can possibly be as he slowly cuts a line around your finger until it connects. It's not a ring, but it'll get the point across.
Okay this is a really funny coincidence because I do have a really thin scar on my left ring finger. Your Zalgo is out here getting IRL feats /sillyjoking - 🐑 (the baaer is #back)
see i just tapped into the algorithm and touched souls with THE zalgo fan of all time trust trust

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hello chat. i made a uquiz. i think you guys should take it for fun.
except i try to be as vague as possible with the choices so unless you're in my head or deep in my x reader blog on tumblr (uncannydevotion
i added a new question nod nod nod. in regards to faceclaims.
My friend said "Doom and gloop"
And then said "it's purple and not frozen. That's just good bacteria floating around" After I asked why it looked grey and frozen...
Mind you, her esophagus started itching after she ate this
i see...
Who would eat this
Please dont ask me what this is.
genuinely what am i looking at.
hello chat. i made a uquiz. i think you guys should take it for fun.
except i try to be as vague as possible with the choices so unless you're in my head or deep in my x reader blog on tumblr (uncannydevotion
— “ i think i wanna marry you. ”
a/n: hiii so. i did momentarily think about making this another mega post including everyone i write for but i genuinely cannot put myself through that again so instead we're doing a select few of people i wanted to write this idea for the most. if anyone would want a second part with anyone not included then by all means, you're free to request it. including nathan the nobody in this one as an apology for not including him in the last mega post. nathan fans please forgive me.
synopsis: marriage isn't something that should've happened. and yet, here they are, ring in hand.
includes: jeff the killer, ticci toby, homicidal liu, zero, jane the killer, zalgo, hoodie, dr smiley, judge angels, and nathan the nobody.
warnings: gn!reader, varying lengths, not proofread. established relationship for all, fluff and uhm... not fluff, unhealthy relationships [zero, zalgo, smiley], religious imagery [liu, zalgo], cults [zalgo], mentions of murder [jeff, smiley, zalgo, zero], forced engagement [smiley, zero, zalgo], harm against reader [zalgo], no1 wingwoman natalie [toby, jane], proxy!reader [toby]
⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺ — JEFF THE KILLER
Never in a million years did Jeff ever picture his life involving love. He's a a sick and deranged murderer who terrorizes every town he finds himself ending up in. Love? Pfft, nah. He can't feel that gross shit, and he'll probably kill anyone who tries getting him to.
But... uh... then he ends up in a relationship with you. It's not his fault that you're super hot, and chill, and you make his heart race and put up with his bullshit and... you get the point.
Honestly, Jeff didn't expect the relationship to last longer than a few months, at most. You're dealing with him now, but he's sure that you'll grow tired of him soon. And when he does, he'll just kill you and be on his merry way.
But when your one year anniversary comes up, you're still around. You even got him gifts, and he genuinely thinks you're insane for loving him. Yet, he's sticking around. He hasn't gotten bored of you like he thought he would.
He's not entirely sure when he starts thinking about marriage. It was somewhere around the two year mark of your relationship. Nothing happened to make him think about it, it just started popping up in his mind every so often.
It's a stupid thought.
Marriage isn't something he's ever been interested in, honestly. He thought it was stupid. Why should a piece of paper dictate how dedicated you are to your partner? Besides, it's not like you two could actually get married, given the fact that he's a serial killer wanted by the police.
That doesn't mean he can't buy you a ring, though.
And that single thought is what leads to him taking the wedding rings of some poor couple he ends up murdering. Even though he has the rings, he doesn't propose. Not immediately, at least.
He's wearing his already, and you ask him why he's suddenly wearing a wedding ring and he just shrugs and tells you that it fits his style.
"It's not like anyone else will wear it. Poor guy it belonged to is dead. Gone. Neck slit, chest stabbed." He had said, and you cringe and groan, changing the topic to something else just to get him to shut up.
Really, he was just waiting for the right moment. He's not sure what he exactly considers to be the right moment, but... he'll figure it out.
The right moment ends up being mid makeout session, apparently. He hadn't planned it. His lips are against your, his tongue in your mouth as you're straddling his lap. His hands are on your waist, your hands on his shoulder, and when the two of you pull away for air, the words just slip out.
"Marry me." He pants. The moment the words slip out, he tenses up. You freeze as well, blinking as you stare down at him.
"...Huh?"
And there was no turning back now. He sighs, gently nudging you off his lap and onto the couch next to him so he can dig the ring out of his pocket. He kept it on him all the time, and now you finally get to see it.
"...Marry me," He repeats, holding the ring out for you. He didn't realize just how nervous he'd been until you take the ring.
"I knew you wearing that wedding ring was weird," You say as you slide the ring on your finger.
And Jeff can't help but laugh. Yeah, he definitely loves you.

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Screaming, crying and throwing up at the thought of reader buying Jeff a bunch of different sleeping masks because he doesn't have eyelids but they are all from like temu and have "inspiring words" like Sparkle queen
Dawg..., these r so ugly
So are you, should've thought about the consequences of your actions before burning your eyelids off
SHAKING YOU BACK AND FORTH. GSDFJGDFKSDSDFFD THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. i'm gonna. MY ONLY CHANGE is changing the. temu sleeping masks to . claires. because get that man his fuzzy unicorn sleep mask. lock in i had to shorten my ramble bc tumblr is. cutting me off at a weird word limit but. i did a lot of logic shit and i think in my brain jeff has like. muscle and nerve damage bc boi needs his eyelids to not succumb to. infection and my brain can deal with supernaturals but not this bc what. jeff don't cut off ur lids. sick and twisted.
· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · · You knew it wasn't anything important, something routine in Jeff's life that he has long gotten used to, despite the annoyance. His eyelids were the worst decision he made, deciding to try and cut them and burn them and bleach them... the combination of all the events made you cringe. He cringed at it too, always telling you to 'back off' whenever you mentioned it. Hence why you decided to make a silent gesture. A silent gesture of going to the nearest mall and into Claire's, that wonderful, nostalgic store filled with your childhood memories. The terrible gooey makeup stored in packets, the walls of jewelry, the bows and headbands... and the eye masks. The sleep masks that were of unicorns, dogs, cats, sea creatures. Anything whimsical? Yea, that became a fuzzy or silky sleep mask. What a perfect gift it would be for Jeff, the man that wore bleach-designed and band t-shirts, ripped jeans or black jeans, and hoodies galore. It fit his aesthetic perfectly. You thanked the employee at the register who you had a lovely chat with, since the store was usually empty, even with their 'buy 3 get 3 free' policy. How they haven't closed yet, you had no idea. You waved at them before heading out, holding the plastic bag full of goodies for both you and Jeff. Jeff knew you had been out. Of course he did, because you shared each other's locations. Despite whatever he rambled about, he did care about you and you cared about him, so when you were separated... knowing where the other was helped. He thought it was a normal mall trip. He always gave you his card in case, but you tended to stick your tongue out and claim that you're an independent lover and make your own incredible money and blah blah blah. So yeah, he thought it was normal. Until your giggles were heard as you entered the house before you went quiet, entering the living room with a far too innocent smile. "Hi, lover boy," you said, lingering on the end of the word as you walked up to him, hands behind your back. Jeff looked up from his phone and squinted at you, as much as he could, and tried to look behind you, to which you just turned with him. "... What did you buy?" Your smile somehow widened and you threw the bag onto his lap, which landed with a soft poof. Something light. Something soft. He opened the bag, looking in. His neutral face dropped to one that truly looked like he was questioning his life. "This is for you, right?" You shook your head, rocking on your feet. "This shit is from a kid's store." "An adult one, if you have enough whimsy." He looked up at you, holding up the fuzzy unicorn sleep mask that had a little pink horn and a scrunchy pink band. His eyebrows were furrowed and mouth agape in a way that made it look like his scars were gonna open wider than they already were. "This. Is for little girls." "And grown men, if you have enough whimsy. I also got you a puppy one, a cat one, a bear, koala, bunny... What else..." You hummed in 'thought' as Jeff fumed, slowly getting up. "I'm... going to kill you. You spent money on these." You stuck your tongue out. "I'm being kind and lovely and thoughtful for my dearest partner." Jeff started to reach out for you, to grab you with a laugh, before you ditched him, running off and giggling wildly as he chased you around the house, up and down the stairs, and eventually to the bedroom, where he closed the door and slammed you against the wall with a huff of laughter of his own. He pressed a kiss on your forehead before leaning his head on your shoulder, shoulders shaking from laughter. "You are so un-fucking-believable." "You love me so bad, you want to put a ring on my finger that's plastic and from Claire's." "No, no. It'll be from Hot Topic." You giggled and tried to move your wrists from his grasp. "But they don't have the amazing deals that Claire's does, c'mon... You'd spend that much for me?" You could feel him smile against you. "I'll get you a ring with a band none of us know about so you can see and feel my absolute dedication."
The two of you eventually moved on from the topic, settling on watching some shitty 2 star-rated movies before heading to bed. And wouldn't you know it, when you woke up in the middle of the night to adjust against Jeff's body, you could see, just barely in the dark, the bear sleeping mask over his eyes. You had to hold back a fit of laughter before shuffling to be at his chest level, feeling his arms tighten around you.
jazz told me to write liu so im writing liu now. idk if you guys know this but. i have a big crush on liu. like... guys... i really like him. can you believe that? isn't that crazy? who could've seen this happening. uhm. this is just straight smut very very very litte plot btw. i had lights down low by darklux playing on repeat while writing this so. listen to that.
things to expect: afab!reader, established relationship, submissive liu im so so so serious he's so submissive, very light crying, some begging, he eats you out and fingers you idk what else to tell you. it's my first time writing oral guys please be nice.
wc: 1.7k of pure smut and fluff.
chewing on your last eyeless jack fic btw. straight up gnawing on it. love it. thank you <3
AWE THANK YOU !! i really liked writing it mmhm mmhm
WONDERFUL IDEA ALERT!!!!!
Imagine before Liu's partner even meets Jeff, they've already seen baby pictures and have heard stories, so when they adopt a little black kitten (While LIu was away of course) , reader names it the first thing that popped up in their mind;
"psp psp, Jeffery Alan woods, c'mon I got food for ya"
They say while kneeling down with a bowl of cat food, watching as a the kitten waddles towards them
hehhe
WONDERFUL IDEA ALERT INDEED ANON!!!
holds your hand and swings it · · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·
Liu was exhausted. Too long he was outside of the house, getting groceries, getting home maintenance items, as well as having to get items that his lover, you, had requested last minute. He didn't know why he was getting things like cat food, a cat tree, and various cat toys. Of course, he wasn't dumb, he knew there either was a cat at home or a future cat, but he wasn't let in on any details. They asked, he delivered. He grunted as he opened the door, carrying all the bags on his arms, refusing to do a second trip back and forth. He wanted to see you so incredibly bad. He missed running his hands across your body, holding you close enough to share your warmth together, limbs entangled. So when he heard the soft cooing of, "Hi, baby- You're so cute," he thought, maybe, maybe it was for him. That you missed him so incredibly much, wanted to be near him just like he yearned. That was when he put the bags down, closed the door, took off his shoes and walked towards the living room just to see you laying down, a little black kitten with a cast over its leg on your chest, trying to lick your face. That's who you were calling baby, not him. He couldn't help how cute you looked though. He chuckled and sat next to you crossed legged, leaning down to kiss your forehead. "Hi, honey." You smiled up at him, those sparkling eyes striking his heart right then and there. "Hi Liu, you got everything?" "Mhm, and for who did I get all that cat stuff for, hm?" He reached a hand out towards the black kitten, its blue eyes squinting before leaning forward to sniff his fingers. At last, it purred, pressing its head against his hand, rubbing its cheek against him. "Jeffery Alan Woods," you chirped. That made Liu pause, and the kitten pawed at his fingers, sharp claws slightly pricking at him. He looked down at you with wide, but oh so patient eyes. "... My brother." You smiled. "He looks like him, at least from what you showed me." He audibly exhaled, holding back every single negative reaction he could show. His brother's name, out of any name, is what you named the little thing. A kitten they would have for years. One that, like you said, did have the resemblance of Jeff, a scraggly little guy with black hair and blue eyes. He couldn't disagree. "I... guess so." "Are you alright with the name? Is it okay?" You looked worried, and the kitten leaned forward to lick your chin, making you giggle. Liu clicked his tongue before picking Jeff, the kitten, up into his hands and placed him on his lap. "... Shocked, but it is okay. He does look like him." "You think Jeff would like him?" "... Oh he would try to take him from us. His ego is huge. Having a kitten named after him? Would double it." · · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·
giggling and kicking my feet. imagining jeff catsitting and calling the kitten 'lil dude' and playfighting with him.
I love the idea of Liu having to be around Jeff due to work or smth and like maybe like five minutes into their possible conversation (Argument) he just lets out a loud sigh, fishes around in his coat pocket, takes out a heart shaped pendant, and looks at the picture inside and sadly announces to Jeff;
"I miss my partner Jeff, I miss em a lot, I'll be back"
And then just leaves
Anon this is so fucking funny I immediately talked abt this with my friend (vee) I'm thinking like. hear me out. Hold my hand. · · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·
It was rare that Jeff and Liu had a moment by themselves, let alone hangout with each other. This was one of those rare moments. They decided on something easy. Pool, two drinks, and two burgers. Something easy, where they had something to do but could also chat. At least, that's what was supposed to happen, until, on their fourth round, Liu was the one to break the triangular-organized balls with the cue ball. He managed to get a solid yellow ball in, and from then on, he kept getting balls in. Of course, this didn't happen too often, but it wasn't like Liu wasn't practiced in pool. He tended to play at different bars when traveling. Kept him busy, and got him an extra buck when people placed bets. Jeff was infuriated. "You're fucking with me, right?" He had turned away for a moment to eat another fry before seeing that the only balls left were the 8 ball, cue ball, and every single damn striped one. Liu pushed up his glasses that had managed to slide down while he had aimed for every shot. "... No? I don't see why I would." Black eyes furrowed. "You... You pushed some in while I looked away, didn't you?" "It's called skill, if you've ever heard of that. Plus, you won a couple games. As did I... So why the hell would I cheat?" Jeff looked around, still holding his cue stick. "To fuck with me? Obviously?" "Jeffery." "Oh, don't 'Jeffery' me. How the hell did you do all that? You haven't done something like that since we started," he complained, arms out. "Jeff-" "You think you're better than me, huh? Think your life is all good and you're so good at pool? I play this shit all the time, and Ben always fucking cheats-" The anger continued on, something that tended to happen. Liu hummed a little, back straightening as he felt a buzz in the back pocket of his jeans. Pulling his phone out, he could see a text under the name 'Lover.' He sighed, edges of his lips turning up. He put the phone back in his pocket while Jeff continued yelling something along the lines about Liu being a 'nonchalant smooth motherfucker.' He could care less though, pulling out his wallet and keys. "You think because I'm scrawny that I can't hit a ba- What," the pale man deadpanned as he saw his brother pull out his keys, one keychain being a heart shaped locket. He could see Liu rubbing his thumb back and forth on it. "What are you doing." Liu sighed, rolling his neck before leaning against the pool table. "I miss my partner, Jeff... I miss them a lot." "... Oh my god. You saw them two hours ago." "Two hours too long. Here." Sunkissed hands placed a twenty-dollar bill on the green fabric of the table. "My treat." "... You're actually fucking leaving?" Jeff asked, a genuine, flabbergasted question. Green eyes looked to the side before Liu turned to head out. "Can't leave them waiting. Text me when you wanna do this again. Don't be a sore loser next time." They didn't even finish the game. Jeff huffed and took the cash, shoving it in his pocket. "Guess I'll finish this shit myself," he grumbled. -
Later, when Liu arrived home with no warning, he wrapped his arms around you and sighed. "Missed you." Your eyebrows were furrowed as you hugged him back. "... You're home early. Something happen?" "Missed you," he repeated. It took a minute for the gears to turn in your head before you really processed his words. "Did you ditch Jeff because you missed me?" The hum against your neck was all you needed to lightly smack his back. "You better fucking text him again, he misses you, love. Good lord." - Back at the mansion... Jeff was pissed for a whole week. He left Liu on delivered, after he was texted days that Liu was available to play pool again. Jeff, however, took the time to sulk. All he wanted was to bond, to hangout, to piss each other off. It was so unfair that Liu left early. What an asshole. He huffed as he crashed on the couch next to the familiar blonde elf, arms crossed. Ben, not even pausing his game, looked over to Jeff with a quirked brow. "Dude... are you still pis-" "Yes I am, thank you very fucking much." Ben shrugged in response, pressing his lips together. "... You know you can just text him back." "Fuck no."
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They're so silly to me. Now I depart to study. Ty anon, this was so fucking funny. Also shoutout pool I've been getting into pool and it's so fun, ugh.

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Sully praising... content: ... vibrator, in public, now in private, praise, sully being sweet · · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · · Thinking about how Sully would have you wear a vibrator in public for a certain amount of time. Maybe shopping. Maybe a picnic. Maybe a walk. IDK. BUT. It ends up with you two getting back home and. As the two of you arrive home and he closes the door after you, you find yourself immediately picked up and carried to the couch, where Sully finally turns the vibrator off. You feel your body sag in relief, and he sees that. Sully braces a hand on the back of the couch next to your head before lifting your chin with the other, all to kiss you gently, holding his lips there for a second before pulling away. "You did so well, my love. You're okay?" As he asks and you nod, you can feel him reaching under your pants and underwear to take out the vibrator, ends of his lips twitching upward as he sees you twitch. "Think you can take some more? Not of this, of course, but of me? Can you do that for me?"
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need that man. i WILL WRITE THIS AS A FULL THING. I yapped with Vee about this. Shoutout. And me posting abt this is my reminder to write a whole thing eventually.
and now a little short smth for eyeless jack. again bc of this post. also super short and messy bc i am writing the first thing that comes to mind w no planning. a little less sweet, a little more toxic yearning w suggestive undertones. aka it's an excuse to write blood drinking bc uhm. hi. my name is v and i want eyeless jack to drink my blood.
maybe you're just paranoid, but these past few weeks, you swear someone had been following you.
at first you just brushed it off. lack of sleep, stress from work, maybe just needless anxiety conjured up by your brain. working as a nurse, that sort of thing was to be expected.
but now you can't help but think that maybe you should've been more concerned.
returning to your apartment after an excruciating shift, you'd wanted nothing more than to just take a hot shower and collapse on the couch. hell, you might skip the shower and just go straight for the couch.
it wasn't meant to be an eventful night. you took a shower, and instead of collapsing on the couch, you managed to make it to your bed. your eyes shut, and you're so close to drifting off into a long slumber when a though popped into your mind.
your door had been unlocked.
you always lock your door when you leave. with the recent deaths in the area, you've been extra careful about it. but it wasn't locked when you opened it.
this realization had you jolting awake. you tried to tell yourself it was nothing, but you knew you wouldn't relax until you took a look around to make sure you were alone.
and... you were.
your bedroom was fine. closet? nothing to be found but clothes. bathroom was fine. you even pulled back the shower curtains just to make sure. the kitchen had been empty, the small living room was fine... there was nobody else around, just you.
to be extra safe, you went and checked to make sure the door was locked. it was.
with a soft exhale, you relax a bit. your brain is working overtime trying to scare you, huh? letting out a soft laugh, you turn around to head back to bed and just sleep this paranoia away.
but you freeze the moment you turn.
a man stood in front of you. you hadn't even heard him approach, but he was close. and... you're not sure if he could be called a man. his skin was a shade of grey so dark that it wasn't humanly possible.
and... he didn't have eyes.
he was close. too close. you could feel his breath against your skin, but you're not entirely sure if he was breathing. his chest wasn't moving. and even though he didn't have eyes, you could feel him staring right at you.
you were frozen in place. he was too close for you to run, and your back was practically pressed against the door.
fighting was an option, but you could see metal gripped in between his fingers. a scalpel. oh god. oh fuck. okay.
just... just stay calm.
your breath catches in your throat when the man leans in just a bit, and... is he sniffing you? what the fuck is happening? did you fall asleep? is this some really messed up dream? it would make sense, because there's no way this could actually be-
the feeling of tongues pressing against your neck had your train of thought coming to an immediate halt. not one tongue. tongues. you're fairly certain it was three, which, again, was not humanly possible. you hadn't even realized he'd gotten close enough to even lick you.
"don't move," his voice is deep, and gravelly. it was like it was spoken in between a growl, and you could feel your body locking up the moment he spoke.
you didn't know what to expect. maybe for him to slit your throat with the scalpel. that seemed like the likely outcome. you'd just end up another headline for the day, and the world would move on.
instead of meeting your demise, however, you feel a sharp pain in your neck. it takes you a moment to register that he bit you, and it takes even longer to process the fact that he was drinking your blood.
your hands come up to instinctively push him away, but he grabs your wrists and pushes you back against the door before you can even try. there's this dull clatter, the scalpel hitting the ground, and he's pressing himself against you as he greedily drinks your blood like he's dying of thirst.
the pain bleeds into something else. something you refuse to acknowledge, because what the fuck is happening.
and when he's done, he licks at your wound until the blood stops flowing. claws dig into your wrists, his forehead resting against your shoulder as he pants.
"...i've been wanting to taste you for a long time," he murmurs against your skin. you can hear him say something else, but you felt too lightheaded to focus on anything.
you don't even realize you blacked out until you wake up in your bed the following afternoon. your phone was buzzing, your alarm ringing loud in the quiet of your bedroom. the sun made your eyes hurt.
if it weren't for the bandage on your neck and the note on your nightstand promising a future visit, you would've thought the whole thing to be a dream.
...fuck, you gotta go to work.