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I was actually unintentionally pretty sexist when I first came out lol

IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER NOT OUT OF MALICE BUT IGNORANCE. THE FACT YOU RECOGNIZE IT NOW IS PROOF OF GROWTH.

Thanks, why are you yelling?

THE ANSWER TO THAT IS... COMPLEX. PUT SIMPLY, I'M NOT, BUT RATHER SPEAKING NORMALLY WITH MY WORDS BEING TRANSMITTED TO THIS DEVICE THROUGH A MENTAL LINK.

Oh. Well it kind of reads like you're yelling, just so you know.

I AM WELL AWARE. IT CANNOT BE HELPED. I APOLOGIZE.

I was actually unintentionally pretty sexist when I first came out lol

IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER NOT OUT OF MALICE BUT IGNORANCE. THE FACT YOU RECOGNIZE IT NOW IS PROOF OF GROWTH.

Thanks, why are you yelling?

THE ANSWER TO THAT IS... COMPLEX. PUT SIMPLY, I'M NOT, BUT RATHER SPEAKING NORMALLY WITH MY WORDS BEING TRANSMITTED TO THIS DEVICE THROUGH A MENTAL LINK.

I was actually unintentionally pretty sexist when I first came out lol

IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER NOT OUT OF MALICE BUT IGNORANCE. THE FACT YOU RECOGNIZE IT NOW IS PROOF OF GROWTH.

I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT WAS A DELIBERATE MISUNDERSTANDING ON ADOLIN'S PART. THIS A THING HUMANS DO FOR... SEVERAL REASONS I UNDERSTAND.

Now I understand if you return a book in late. Maybe your boat broke down, maybe you had to watch your souffle, maybe your cat bit your arm off. But seriously, it's been weeks, bring the books back.

HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED BY NOW I ADDED THEM TO MY OWN COLLECTION?

The uncanny library?! (I feel like I just ripped the mask off of a scooby doo villain) I need those books, I have 3 empty bookshelves!

I WILL LET YOU CHECK THEM OUT

I can't check out my own books, they were already checked out! By you! When you checked them out! And then stole them! How about a trade?

NO TRADE NEEDED. TAKE THEM.

Now I understand if you return a book in late. Maybe your boat broke down, maybe you had to watch your souffle, maybe your cat bit your arm off. But seriously, it's been weeks, bring the books back.

HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED BY NOW I ADDED THEM TO MY OWN COLLECTION?

The uncanny library?! (I feel like I just ripped the mask off of a scooby doo villain) I need those books, I have 3 empty bookshelves!

I WILL LET YOU CHECK THEM OUT

No Ruin? You'll hurt its feelings. /silly

I mean, someone else is Ruin. That one isn't one of mine. (Should we maybe make a roll (role?) call of Cosmere rp blogs?)

I thought you were @the-voice-of-god

Yeah that's not me. I suppose that means you don't know who I am.

Would you like to join the roll call?

FINALLY! A MOOT I FIGURED OUT!

Now I understand if you return a book in late. Maybe your boat broke down, maybe you had to watch your souffle, maybe your cat bit your arm off. But seriously, it's been weeks, bring the books back.

HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED BY NOW I ADDED THEM TO MY OWN COLLECTION?

WOULD YOU CONSIDER LIVING IN THIS BUILDING FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED?

Oh! A library where I can escape the world! Sounds absolutely lovely. Would consider, yes. Considered. Yes.

AND YOUR RESPONSE?

It's the yes, after the word considered. Yes. Library. I am there.

GOOD.

WOULD YOU CONSIDER LIVING IN THIS BUILDING FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED?

Oh! A library where I can escape the world! Sounds absolutely lovely. Would consider, yes. Considered. Yes.

AND YOUR RESPONSE?

WOULD YOU CONSIDER LIVING IN THIS BUILDING FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED?

The problem is that she deserves better than a freaking clown ):<

THE CLOWN IS A FORCE OF NATURE OLDER THAN MY CURRENT PHYSICAL FORM.

Not a clown. A Wit. I'm pretty and witty.

RELATIVELY.

The problem is that she deserves better than a freaking clown ):<

THE CLOWN IS A FORCE OF NATURE OLDER THAN MY CURRENT PHYSICAL FORM.

the way Ruin can't even say Leras' name. "my colleague" "your predecessor" honey you are thousands of years old this is embarrassing

Terribly embarrassing, what have you to say for yourself, @ati-official.

I would like to plead duress, I was not in full control of my faculties at the time, go bother @the-voice-of-god instead.

I hope Ati doesn't know about this dealbreaker.

What, me not liking Leras? Because if so, he definitely knows

he is most certainly aware.

Librahry

are you feeling alright

What?

ati what does that even mean. what is "librahry." are you ill

It means librahry.

love do you need to see a doctor

I'm fine, I just felt librahry

Ati I'm a bit concerned

Why?

Well. Librahry.

What? Librahry.

See, the thing is.. I'm not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean. Librahry.

It means I want to build a library.

You. You want to build a library?

I want to build a library, they're cool

I'm not so big on the preserving information (or anything, really..) but you know what. I can work with this.

I just want to make information accessible while it exists, it's not like I'm asking for absolute permenancy

Just as long as we're not writing any of this stuff down on metal

Libraries don't write the books, Ruin, we just collect them

There are some weird libraries out there

as someone who volunteers at a weird library. tis true

WHICH IS THE CASE FOR SOME.

hell yes

INDEED.

the way Ruin can't even say Leras' name. "my colleague" "your predecessor" honey you are thousands of years old this is embarrassing

Terribly embarrassing, what have you to say for yourself, @ati-official.

I would like to plead duress, I was not in full control of my faculties at the time, go bother @the-voice-of-god instead.

I hope Ati doesn't know about this dealbreaker.

What, me not liking Leras? Because if so, he definitely knows

he is most certainly aware.

Librahry

are you feeling alright

What?

ati what does that even mean. what is "librahry." are you ill

It means librahry.

love do you need to see a doctor

I'm fine, I just felt librahry

Ati I'm a bit concerned

Why?

Well. Librahry.

What? Librahry.

See, the thing is.. I'm not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean. Librahry.

It means I want to build a library.

You. You want to build a library?

I want to build a library, they're cool

I'm not so big on the preserving information (or anything, really..) but you know what. I can work with this.

I just want to make information accessible while it exists, it's not like I'm asking for absolute permenancy

Just as long as we're not writing any of this stuff down on metal

Libraries don't write the books, Ruin, we just collect them

There are some weird libraries out there

as someone who volunteers at a weird library. tis true

WHICH IS THE CASE FOR SOME.