Ellie

Imagine getting close enough to someone that you can smell farts exuding from them. Could be from their skin, their clothes, their hair... you can't tell when they last farted, but they still stink of it. Perhaps they were farting up a storm earlier, or their gas just lingers like that, or they were wrapped up in their own farts for a while? Either way, their 'brand' wafting off them has some real staying power, and it's immersing you. They may not acknowledge or even outright deny that they reek... or maybe they're well aware.

She attends yoga classes with friends and in her living room, and lights scented candles that aren't enough to keep up with her unapologetic bassy mom bombs. Maybe she has a Tiktok that she posts her farts to alongside her cat videos...

Also, beans are the one veggie she doesn't eat. Not because she doesn't like them, but because they make her keep the rest of the house up at night.

A teeny tiny preview of my newest addition to my Clips4sale hehe

It’s a minute and a half of the big, wet, echoey farts on a wooden coffee table 🤭 $4.99 and it’s all yours 🫣

Doncha wish it was your wood I was farting on?

Imagine a cute girl in a red check skirt sits in front of you at a house party and she can’t stop shamelessly ripping ass directly onto the wooden coffee table. Oops, it’s me hehe 🤭

Ok so i ate some more~

Ok so i ate some more~