The evil voice in your head

No, I will not stop licking the silverware.

Why not stab yourself with it? It won't even do anything hemalurgically, but it's still fun!

*flat stare* No.

What about stabbing other people with it?

Indeed, paper is trustworthy, and leather and wood, unlike metal and technology.

You can never trust metal words

Too malleable, unlike wood and stone.

It can just be melted down!

Exactly! Only thing metal is good for is spikes

Well, and Allomancy and Feruchemy, which you can get with spikes!

Indeed, paper is trustworthy, and leather and wood, unlike metal and technology.

You can never trust metal words

Too malleable, unlike wood and stone.

It can just be melted down!

Indeed, paper is trustworthy, and leather and wood, unlike metal and technology.

You can never trust metal words

Too malleable, unlike wood and stone.

Indeed, paper is trustworthy, and leather and wood, unlike metal and technology.

Not my madman, and most of them are

@the-first-gem

Oh! Yeah. I'm the Ladrian coachman. Also occasional madman. Definitely not @the-voice-of-god's.

Oh, no need. I am afraid Steris does not possess the required plans to deal with anything I encounter.

I can quite famously handle myself. Not a single god has succeeded in stopping me from meddling.

No god has succeeded yet, old friend, but do not let your hubris get the better of you, even Adonalsium was not infallible.

The various Biomancers back home think he’s just too funny for fate to kill.

All who live die eventually, even Cephandrius.

Aye. Why do you think he’s so funny? Avoiding death.

Avoiding? I would call it delaying

Same difference

Not quite.

Not my madman, and most of them are

@the-first-gem

Oh! Yeah. I'm the Ladrian coachman. Also occasional madman. Definitely not @the-voice-of-god's.

Oh, no need. I am afraid Steris does not possess the required plans to deal with anything I encounter.

I can quite famously handle myself. Not a single god has succeeded in stopping me from meddling.

No god has succeeded yet, old friend, but do not let your hubris get the better of you, even Adonalsium was not infallible.

The various Biomancers back home think he’s just too funny for fate to kill.

All who live die eventually, even Cephandrius.

Aye. Why do you think he’s so funny? Avoiding death.

Avoiding? I would call it delaying

Not my madman, and most of them are

@the-first-gem

Oh! Yeah. I'm the Ladrian coachman. Also occasional madman. Definitely not @the-voice-of-god's.

Oh, no need. I am afraid Steris does not possess the required plans to deal with anything I encounter.

I can quite famously handle myself. Not a single god has succeeded in stopping me from meddling.

No god has succeeded yet, old friend, but do not let your hubris get the better of you, even Adonalsium was not infallible.

The various Biomancers back home think he’s just too funny for fate to kill.

All who live die eventually, even Cephandrius.

Not my madman, and most of them are

@the-first-gem

Oh! Yeah. I'm the Ladrian coachman. Also occasional madman. Definitely not @the-voice-of-god's.

Oh, no need. I am afraid Steris does not possess the required plans to deal with anything I encounter.

I can quite famously handle myself. Not a single god has succeeded in stopping me from meddling.

No god has succeeded yet, old friend, but do not let your hubris get the better of you, even Adonalsium was not infallible.

I never complained about that shirt...

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So you might notice I don't look very Terris, but at least I ain't actually that short. I just stand next to rustin' Waxillium Ladrian all the time. And Wax is both Noble Tall and Terris Tall.

*blinks rapidly as he adjusts to the hat, then smiles a lazy smile* Mmh, no use worrying about these things, is there? We all grow just as much or as little as the Lord Survivor would have wanted us to, I'm sure. Who has time to worry about things like height when the weather is this nice and the fish are biting beautifully?

Have you seen those statues of The Final Emperor? I'm barely shoulder height

*gently removes the sunhat, settles back into regular Wayne mode* Wax, it's a statue. Ain't no way those're life sized! My statue's taller than me! You're a giant and, frankly, it ain't fair on a regular-size fellow like myself.

yeah they made me taller in my statues too. except the Malwish. but they also think I'm a woman so I ended up confusing them in a lot of ways, really

Mm, you still look beautiful either way.

i need to imagine some scenarios

and then i need to make them real

...you and I imagine very different scenarios

whatever i imagine you meant by that i don't really like it

yeah me neither. sounds like a really fucking dumb idea. can't imagine who would ever even consider such a thing

What a stupid idea.

hey Wayne you know how I offered to help earlier. you should really take my advice in not getting involved w all that

I'll be fine! It's just temporary anyway, I'll yank 'em right back out. Like a hat, just painful.

😟 please don't die again

... rusts, now I feel bad. Maybe just one spike at a time?

You'll be fine!

Leras is just a worrier. And just because I'm the god of destruction doesn't mean I'm evil.

I am not a fucking worrier

Yes You Are

?????? @ati-official tell them I'm not a worrier

You do worry a bit much, although it's definitely an understandable and reasonable amount.

I think we need to annihilate the Dor.

Don't you fucking dare, do you know how much work it took to get it like that

Shut up Rayse, I'm really not interested in your opinion here, and you're stuck on Roshar anyway.

I do not think Dominion and Devotion should be brought back

The Dor is too chaotic and destructive, Unbound by vessels, it has existed for much longer than it should.

Aona and Skai brought their fate upon themselves when they violated our pact.

love, are you feeling alright?

I'm fine, but the Dor is dangerous, and unchained

I thought you liked that sort of thing these days.

The Dor is quite concerning. Quite.

But how, pray, can it be done?

It's quite simple, we evacuate the Selish cognitive and physical, then we use Transportation to isolate half of the Dor in a vacuum, and then invert it using the counterpart of its rhythm, before sending the now inverted investiture back into the rest of the Dor, the portions annihilate each other, and then Dominion and Devotion reform whole in the Spiritual Realm, where al living Vessels can claim, guide and contain them.

I think we need to annihilate the Dor.

Don't you fucking dare, do you know how much work it took to get it like that

Shut up Rayse, I'm really not interested in your opinion here, and you're stuck on Roshar anyway.

I do not think Dominion and Devotion should be brought back

The Dor is too chaotic and destructive, Unbound by vessels, it has existed for much longer than it should.

Aona and Skai brought their fate upon themselves when they violated our pact.

love, are you feeling alright?

I'm fine, but the Dor is dangerous, and unchained

Yes it is i think we should give it to @unite-them so it will follow the law

Oh shut up