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tHE nAME'5 uG, or uLTIMATELYGRANDEOU5. i'M 5TICKING wITH tHE qUIRK, tHANK5. i cANNOT bELIEVE tHE cATGIRL gOT tO dO tHIS bEFORE mE! i'M tHE vICE pRESIDENT, gODDAMMIT! bACK oN tRACK, i gUESS i hAVE tO aNSWER qUESTIONS.

jOHN eGBERT i5 tHE gREATE5T hUMAN tO eVER dO iT, oF cOUR5E. i gUE55 mY fAVORITE tROLL i5...uH, pROBABLY kANAYA. tHI5 wOULD hAVE tO bE mY fAVORITE pANEL. cOULD fEEL tHE aURA cOMING 5582 pAGE5 aWAY.

we're trying to find more club locations. its literally not working out at all. we CANNOOOTTTTT keep meeting at daesii's house. all the dave merch is intimidating!!!! also its a little depressing.

we've got a couple locations we could start going to instead of contantly meeting at UAs place or any of the other locations, but im personally aiming for the computer lab down at the local library. it's real sick there. plus! kinda looks like the meteors the trolls were on! the parallellllssss maaannnnn...liiikkkkeeee...

also!!!! potentially, two new members!!!!!!! not going into details but i saw these two trolls walking around with what is CLEEEEAARRLLLYYYYY homestuck merch. LIKE. COME ON. i dont take pictures of strangers but just imagine it. when i tried approaching them, they just motherfucking ran off!!! like what the motherfucking motherfuck!!! yeah, i started saying motherfucker. gamzee is just like me fr. i should start smoking weed! whatever that is.

while im onliinnneeeeee, lemme yap about that ending. serious, it felt SOOO SUPER MEGA ULTRA DISAPPOINTING. like, talk about mysteryslop? openendedslop? MONTAGESLOP? LAZY. BORING. USELESS WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!! seriously, leaving HIM out for the entire ending just because he BASICALLY DIED is just a CRUEL TWIST OF THE KNIFE....WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THAT SEND OUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOTALLY STRUGGLING WITH THE SAME ISSUES, MAN?!?!?!

un. believe. able. TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant tie up loose ends with a BOMBSHELL, gulperpunk! you cant bro!!!!!! WORTHLESS. GARBAGE. WILL NOT BE WATCHING AGAIN!!!!!1

heeeeeeeey! UC here! ANOMACON was SO much FUN! i CANT wait FOR next YEAR! i ONLY took ONE pic, LOL. okay, the quirk is really annoying, so im gonna talk normal from now on lmao.

we had a total of 5 people approach our booth! yes, all of them were already club members...but hey, stats are stats! plus, i stole one of those cool posters you can see in the background. the UFO one was pretty cool (happens to be the one i stole heheh), but i have no idea what the deal is with that beige hand. you cant see it in the pic, but one of the pics on the anomacon posters hanging up a over the place was of this weird colored hand holding a mini bear plush. freaky! a successful con experience if ya ask me, even if thats a total of zero new members.

do you guys wanna learn something crazy though? i found out...that UA has a birthday...AND ITS TODAY!!!! like why didnt she tell us any sooner!??!?!?!? i had to find out through UG of all people!?!?!? i went through HOW many years of school with this lady and shes really gone THIS LONG without telling me about her birthday?!?!?!?!?!?!??! i mean, i dunno if i care all that much. but also i do! we could have had SO many birthday parties over the years!!!!!!i dunno if that shows her rudeness or my tendency to not care about birthdays!

anyways, happy day of birth, UA!!!!!!!!!! we love our personal karkat vantas sosososososo much trust. heres to getting one year older whie still somehow being perpetually 19!!!! jk. youre turning 19, right? no way youre older than me lmaoooo ur just a widdle baby awwwwwwwwwww baby UA.

do i need to do my intro now? might as well. im UC, unfortunateCreed, i really really really LOOOVVVEEEE rose lalonde (cutie pie), gamzee makara (hes purple, im purple, perfect match really), and my fave panel of all time is this one! it's really really funny looking ok.

For anyone wondering about the abscence of posts on Friday, we were busy eating pizza and no one brought a laptop for us to post with. Also, we don't have much to post. Outside of the next announcement, we've actually gotten next-to-nothing done on the research aspects of our club.

The next meeting is a while away. If you are interested in joining, some of us will be attending Saint Tulpa's AnomaCon on June 3rd at booth G-3. If you're interested in mysteries, horror, paranoid conspiracy theorists, and want to find fellow cryptid enthusiasts such as ourselves, drop by the con and consider going by our booth. We always like to find other perspectives on this digital mystery along with discussing the plot of the comic itself.

hiiiii!!! its sooososososos nice to meet mew :3 im CU, or cattyUtensils!!!! im not actually supposed to be modding here, but shhhh!!! >:3

UA gave a certain vice prezzie the login info, which i pawmptly stole using my stealthy cat-like limbies!!! >:33333333333333 of course, im clearly the best choice to be modding for the very much guuuuudddd fan club blog. i have the most experience with tumblr, after all!!!!!

i may have been banned twice, but i promise not to advertise my artworkies again!!!!! i guess all of tumblr just hates yaoi and boykissers...and i didnt know that 3; now to answer questions!!!!

my favorite favorite FAAAVOOORRIIITTEEEE human is DIRK!!!!!!!!!!! followed in close second by his boyfie teeheeheeheehee :3333 favorite troll is nepeta of couurrsseee!!!! oliveblood solidarity >;3 my favorite panel is THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! TACKLEPOUNCE!!!!!!!!! wish i could do that irl ;3;

uhhh...i dont have anything to post!!! qwq tumblr rules r so striiiccctt my art would never fly here!!!!!! uwawawawawa ;0;

OOH!!!! our next meeting is on friday, may 29th!!! 3pm!!!! dunno if we've got anything planned yet OR if were even gunna do ANYTHING with this blog, but i'm pawsitive it's gonna be a...PAWSOME time! gee, i'm runnning out of cat puns...

Newer fans tend to have a lot of trouble understanding the alternate universe and alien junk in Homestuck. I've spoken about this with a friend of mine and fellow clubmember already, one who hasn't read into a lot of the comic, and she takes the credit for pointing out one of the most interesting details about the webcomic: it starts FROM the perspective of these alien trolloid beings, and it assumes we know a LOT more about their lives at a surface level than we actually do.

There is so much effort being put into establishing these human characters lives and the ways they live that differ from our own, and it makes the utterly cartoonish and flat-out offensive ways the trolls are portrayed in Act 5 and onward really fascinating. Many stories revolve around alien encounters, but never in a way that Homestuck does. I'm sure there are plenty of stories out there that have "we trolls are the aliens being encountered" instead of the typical opposite as a major pivoting plot point, attempting to subvert the status quo. This idea has merit, but I haven't read a story that does this kind of storyline so eloquently and so...casually.

Yes, the trolls are teased as characters constantly before their introduction, but Act 5 focusing on their session and their interactions between each other feels entirely out of left field because of the way they're portrayed. It's like a parody of a parody of a parody. It kind of seems like these trolls and the way society works on their planets are designed to be repulsive and disgusting, they're written to be more like aliens than the ACTUAL ALIENS, and it's a really interesting, if a little bit distasteful, perspective to take this kind of story. The humans daily lives resemble our own more than the trolls daily lives do, and it brings most fans to be more connected to the humans than they are the trolls. With the purposefully rushed nature of Act 5, the humans feel like much more fleshed out characters for much longer, but I digress. This post isn't about that.

The established, fake hierarchy that has never existed in all of history, the CONCEPT of only two fuschiabloods existing at the same time (interesting fact, there are more fuschiabloods in Saint Tulpa than there are rustbloods), the invention of a new kind of oppression...it's one of the biggest turn offs to the series for newer fans because most people can't properly comprehend it. The way of life for Alternian and Beforus trolls is harder to understand in the beginning of their involvement within the story without looking over a few analysis posts. Either way, most questions that newgens have can just be answered with "uhh, the creator didn't think that far, lol."

Hello there, UA speaking. Despite the little demand, the HSFC-ST is getting yet another blog to post on. After the banning mishap with the last two, I cannot believe we are doing this again.

UA, or unavailableAtonement, is the president. I run the place because I am the only one who has fully managed to read the entire webcomic of Homestuck and "the one with the most common sense," according to UG. I can neither confirm nor deny this statement, but I will confirm it anyways.

The other moderators will have their own introductions...eventually, but as of right now, I am all that you will see. Here is the basic information I am being told we are supposed to be expressing in these posts.

My favorite Homestuck human is Dave Strider, and I could care less about the other trolls in the comic. I see enough of those sort of idiots in my everyday life, and you couldn't pay me to want to see more. This is my favorite panel.