ANTISOCIAL TEEN

"How did they convince Toto to do this!??" "How did they convince Kimi to do this? NOBODY, NOT ONE SOUL asking how they convinced George to wear the alphacedes merch..

Why aren’t drivers messy/bitchy anymore? Alex Albon. Where can I find a driver who regularly jokes about his own dick and other drivers’ dicks? Alex Albon. Are there any drivers somewhat less beholden to toxic masculinity? Alex Albon. Do any drivers seem to treat their girlfriends well and not like objects? Alex Albon. Where can I find someone with a story that makes you want to root for them in a sport where it’s hard to find that? Alex Albon. Why don’t drivers stoke the rpf flames as a bit? Alex Albon. Who is someone fun to watch drive because of ups and downs and ballsy overtakes and contact without bad faith? Alex Albon. Is there anyone who isn’t scared of a teammate battle and gives teammates advice over the radio? Alex Albon. Does anyone even do good gifts on secret Santa anymore? Alex Albon. Which drivers give deeply entertaining radios? Alex Albon. Does anyone even care about the nutritional benefits of breastmilk and repeatedly talk about it? Alex Albon

you can just tell this is franco colapinto’s first life

the idea of lewis and ferrari having their bowling night after quali instead of 2 days ago because george booked the place earlier and faster than lewis lmao

the hair this man has needs to be studied

this is exactly right up my alley