hunter x hunter

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money