Umbrella Picnics

you guys wanna see this picture of young tom hardy?

How dare you do this

idk if this is a positive or negative reaction tbh

Have you ever cried bc of a llama in a lobster costume bc i have and i dont want to be alone in this

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

Alexa release the serotonin

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Chicago (2002)

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

I’m gonna pitch a show as “like Game of Thrones but even more gritty and realistic” and then it’s nothing but a baron handling land estimates and organizing road repairs and stuff. There’ll be an entire episode about how a peasant gets brought to court for letting milk cattle graze on communal pastureland even though it’s supposed to be reserved for draft animals.