he was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

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I love hearing completely wrong information on tumblr dot com.

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

PLEASE READ! jerma, i am your biological son and i just found your channel..

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.