I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

went to the therapist and she diagnosed me with silly goose

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

whenever i see gandalf i immediately go “i love that old bitch!” in my head. i wish my subconscious had chosen something more respectful but i do love that old bitch so!

oh NO

i love that one old timey 1910s trans dude who has a tiny wikipedia page for himself that he earned entirely due to him starting fights in bars and being the city’s hottest casanova

I especially like “Seattle Woman Appears in Men’s Clothes Because She Says Her Features Make it Possible.”  I can’t imagine anything but someone going “Hey!  You can’t dress like that!” and him responding “Oh yes I can.  You see, I look very good.”

I want a TV show about him

occupations held by Harry Allen include: ranch hand, bronco buster, longshoreman, boxing second, and hotel clerk

the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people