Ehh, 'ello there...

It’s not that i’m sexist, I just remember a time, when I held the door open for a girl, and she began to scream and cry. “You oppressive piece of shit,” she began to say, and when I tried to calm her, she kicked my way. I used self defense, and moments later she was on the ground. The cops were called, and I’m writing this from prison now. It’s not that I hate women, just a selective few, the ones who abuse the system, and many of them do.

my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

spanish speaker: h-