Ultra

Ok not even past the intro yet. WHY is there a skull in the oven

Oh he has a little text bubble... instead of chat messages.... oh thats neat

Sabre has already broken his legs AND! They used the wrong "Queue"

It shouldve been "cue"

That is a WHOLE brick. Wow hes already very annoyed at Sabre

"Today we will be cooking a SPECIAL meal"

So its just going to be 400 servings of pumpkin pie. Sick. Lets do this

That is a shockingly small number of pies

Keeping a close eye on Sabre to make sure he doesnt fuck up the pies (because god knows he will)

THE MOMENT I UNPAUSED THE VIDEO HE GOT OUT A KNIFE. TIME?? TIME PUT THAT AWAY

Sabre: Man i feel like we're really bonding here, its great, we're cooking together and getting to know eachother and Time: Go get me my ingrediants Fair enough Time i dont want to listen to this guy either

Yeah ok im starting to see what youre talking about Dracl. Theres something very not right here

Local not-bird mesmerised by the concept of putting food on a plate. More at 3

All this is breakfast for El. Jesus christ. USI was NOT kidding. Biblical levels of greed

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. TAKE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID AND TRIPLE IT

GOGGLES??? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE???? Also Sabre, notice how he didnt break his legs coming in from the trapdoor? Clearly whatever you did was a skill issue. Get better at not breaking your bones

My son who has every disease. I finally know where he gets all the diseases from

Hey Time so why are you staring at Sabre when you say that

DONT PUT AN ENTIRE FUCKING RAW CHICKEN ON THE WOODEN COUNTERTOP?? WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU CANT WASH THAT WELL ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

OF DOOM?? ARE WE SURE WE SHOULD BE USING SOMETHING WITH SUCH AN EVIL NAME??

WHAT IS HAPPENING?? WHY IS SABRE AWARE OF THE CUTS IN THE VIDEO?????

Oh hes VERY distressed about this

Nvm he was distracted by the food hes fine again now

Random wide shot of the kitchen

Yeah the longer i get into this the more i understand why El has ever disease. WHY are you keeping MILK in the FREEZER

I feel like ive underestimated how low milks freezing temp is

Why did he look DIRECTLY AT ME when he said that. Yes i know i believe you. Apron has been pink. Please dont hurt me

Jesus fucking christ. SABRE. DID YOU NEVER TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS NOT TO EAT GLASS??? SERIOUSLY????

Oh my god he didnt. He never taught his kids not to eat glass. Oh my god

Sabre has been teleported again! Hes still VERY upset about this happening

Theres a soup missing. Who got hungry mid teleport?

I think that the imposters didn’t replace the crewmates but rather possessed them like in The Thing (which is the main source of inspiration for amogus)

In The Thing, the alien entity basically slowly replaces every cell in their host’s body until all thats left is their brain and then takes over their brain when it’s time to attack or defend or any other extreme reaction that requires complete control

So my theory is that the same thing happened to Orange and Green. They were taken over in the very first episode thanks to the incident in the Ore+ storage room:

Screenshots taken from this video

Obviously they are dead bodies being puppeted by the imposter in the same way Green does to the corpses in the last episode. However, they’re also incredibly consistent in personality even post-reveal

When Orange is found out they still act like Orange, and Green never once says a swear word until that very last scene with them in the storage room (when they were holding Purple upside down and insulting Orange). By that point I’d say Green was completely taken over

But I’d also say both were completely taken over from the start, just like in a normal game of amogus where you know your role from the beginning and do your thing. I just also think the imposters were still genuine to their corpse bodies post-possession

What I am trying to say here is that Green DEFINITELY kissed those worms and also genuinely hated cleaning up the corpses

spoilers down below

Void and The First Curse were RQs main BBEGs. The only part of their face that showed was their eyes, glowing from underneath their chosen outfit. In contrast to Sabre (who fought against them) had his entire face shown- except for the eyes.

Ooooo you wanna advertise the project so baaaad