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what if DRUMPF was a GAY and kiss PUTIN and wear a DRESS
I just remembered that snl actually did a sketch almost exactly like this
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warning: EPIC and PROGRESSIVE political commentary incoming!!!
what if DRUMPF was a GAY and kiss PUTIN and wear a DRESS
I just remembered that snl actually did a sketch almost exactly like this

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hnfff sorry but can someone help me find that audio post that goes āholy crap lois i went to the store and some kids slapped my balls right off nyeheheheā āp-petah, your balls are missingā
I just want to bring this to everyoneās attention⦠This is from the pokemon gold and silver demo which was released two years before the game itself. look at all of these scrapped/altered pokemon!!
Thereās also a google sheet with information about the game and those behind this!!! I definitely reccomend you check it out if you want to learn more/are interested in the rom! :>
demo pichu, cleffa, and igglybuff are gonna make me cry
some of my faves here are elekid
blissey
andā¦baby meowth??
IS THIS LEGIT?!?!
Mime Jr is just an egg! Hes so cute!
good to know pokemon had an edgy deviantart phase too
if you think about it the lgbt communitsy is like hogwarts.Ā
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50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasnāt exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5
other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5
The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.
isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10
I think youāre thinking of Ben 10 Omniverse, which is basically right
I was thinking of omnivores, omniscum is a nickname vegans call ānormiesā but that made me laugh thank you :)
i was making fun of you

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I loved the music on this show!
Wait, why did my school teach me that Poe was like a creepy pedophile who was obsessed with his cousin if they were actually just friends and he married her to provide for her family?
For the same reason the safe money says your school, like mine, taught you he was probably a drug addict who hated everybody and had no friends and drank himself to death.Ā
Because by some wacky mix-up, somehow the right to legally execute Poeās literary estate and therefore the public image he carried following his death was transferred to a dude who openly and without shame hated Edgar Allan Poe.Ā
Due to some legal mumbo-jumbo and trickery, this dude Rufus Wilmot Griswold somehow managed to get the rights of literary executor to Poeās estate from his aunt (which she didnāt technically have the power to give, that power remained with Poeās sister), and he and Edgar Allan Poe hated each other SO MUCH in life, that after he died, this asshole published a memoir of Poeās life in which he was totally demonized.Ā
Rufus Wilmot Griswold is one of the most successful character assassins of all time. Because of him, schoolchildren are taught that Poe was a depraved misanthropic lecher who lusted after his underage cousin, was never sober, and died of drinking too much even though all of thoseĀ āfactsā have been discredited. Poe was a shy and reserved, though generally personable, man who married his cousin so to establish legal guardianship and provide for her financially.Ā
He was also apparently a total lightweight who got tipsy after a few sips of wine, but occasionally drank socially or when feeling particularly down. His doctor insisted there were never traces of opium in his system. Poeās friends insisted that he was not an alcoholic. At the time of his death, he had quit drinking, and the idea that he was one was heavily promoted by other members of the Temperance movement who claimed his death was a relapse as a cautionary tale. The most commonly accepted theory as to Poeās death is that he was abducted, drugged, and beaten by political agents who forced him to vote for their candidate, changed his clothes, and then forced him to vote again and again to stuff the ballots.Ā
Anyhow. This is why you should evaluate the validity and agendas of your sources.Ā
That last bit seemed exceedingly peculiar to me and I had difficulty believing it, so I looked it up, and apparently itās not the most commonly accepted theory at the moment, but it is a legit possibility and a thing that actually happened in the 19th century often enough to be given a name. It was plausible enough for quite a few of his biographers across several decades to agree on that theory, at least. So thatās a thing.
His exact cause of death is mysterious, especially since most of the records have been lost, but the drinking binge theory is unlikely. Itās more plausible that he died of an illness or foul play.
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Has anyone done this yet?
i love hannah montana the movie
so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her backā¦.so she went in ādisguise"ššto find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and thenā¦she snatched her wig off and said the iconic āsurprise bitchā
put this in the MOMA
This is some telenovela shit, I am cryinghh

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i love this picture because it is like finding the full version of a anime opening and i think thats beautiful
This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. š
Wow such positive vibes eminating through my screen rn
I just found out these are all the same fucking person how is she so powerful
what the fuck
this is probably like $34
As a Texan this caused such a potent, visceral chemical reaction of rage in me that I immediately vomited blood
āhi yes i will take an infant-sized portion of meat with no sauce or sides on a platter the size of an average door, thatās what humans eat right?ā
This is just sickening, this is TERRIBLE brisket. The smoke ring looks like itās maybe a millimeter tops? The meat looks the way brisket does when it is steamed, not smoked. That fat looks unrendered. The bark looks soft. This looks simultaneously soggy AND YET dry and tough. This would be mush. It wouldnāt pass the pull test and it would taste like skunky smoke. 1/10. Fuck you, this brisket. How dare New York show this to me. Be a sewer, you awful town.
Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universeās population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in womenās studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: canāt you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something
Thanos: What?
Thor: Bitch

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this is thanosās skinny cousin thinos
Mariah kill this clown
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thank you
what makes you think mariah would be powerful enough to defeat thanos
What a silly question she would destroy his ass. She wouldnāt even break a sweat
mariah is so skinny she could slip thru the gauntlet if he tried anything.š he also cant delete her if shes kinnier than the known universe šš
remember back in january when randy pitchford was so desperate to sell copies of battleborn that he went on twitter and linked to a subreddit dedicated to battleborn pornography
idek if this is tru or not but itās so fucking funny and believableĀ
Itās worth noting that the subreddit was made within ten minutes of Randy posting it on Twitter, so it was extremely likely that he made the subreddit and populated it with porn he pulled from Google himself.Ā