OP has clearly never had that monster in the middle sit on your counter at three am and stare you down until you feed it with full eye contact

i dont like to intrude normally but i really absolutely MUST know what events went down between you and gumby

Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

i am coming down off anesthesia and i have a great idea for a text post hold on

when someone asks you if you know the letter after F

Honestly that’s how it feels even for us

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

this is what a hot pocket looks like when you add 30 more sec.

The forbidden cheese

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.

Oh hey. It me.