𓂃⟡ ݁ ꒰ ★ ꒱ ⸝⸝ .ᐟ .

perfect conviction, you can barely tell the difference fr #ultimateshortpants #ultimateumbrellaenthusiast @ultimagigglemaster3000

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

> disables a new AI fea

This is so fucking funny

This is so fucking funny

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

married in TWO universes so far and counting

coming now

married in TWO universes so far and counting