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the teenage mutant ninja turtle did more for me then my mom ever did tbh @ultimagigglemaster3000 #urgh #😂✌️

whats that turtle name?? danielle??

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

I miss Spoke before The Depression

if you’re late to everything I immediately lose a bit of respect for you

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

Spoke videos are so versatile, you click on one, going in completely blind, about to stumble upon either the purest piece of unimportant comedy you’ve ever witnessed or the most devastating, heart-wrenching lore cinematic that leaves you staring at the blank ending screen questioning your life

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly