itâs a lemon
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you combine âYellow Carâ with âTravelling Lemonâ
almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@ulffy
itâs a lemon
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you combine âYellow Carâ with âTravelling Lemonâ

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I usually donât comment on the Ghostbusters hate, but thereâs one thing thatâs doing the rounds on the net that really annoys me. The idea is that because Bill Murray sat in a chair for most of his cameo, this means he didnât really want to be there.
Letâs get one thing straight. AhemâŚ
BILL MURRAY DOESNâT DO ANYTHING HE DOESNâT WANT TO DO. THAT IS WHY HE IS BILL MURRAY. THE WHOLE REASON THIS MOVIE EXISTS IS BECAUSE BILL MURRAY DIDNâT WANT TO DO GHOSTBUSTERS 3 AND MADE SONY CHASE HIM FOR 27 YEARS. BILL MURRAY HAS NO AGENT OR MANAGER. YOU SEND HIM YOUR SCRIPT AND IF HE LIKES IT HE WILL DO YOUR MOVIE. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN BILL MURRAYâS WORLD HAPPENS ON BILL MURRAYâS TERMS. IF BILL MURRAY GOT OUT OF BED AND FLEW DOWN TO MASSACHUSETTS TO SHOOT TWO SCENES FOR THIS MOVIE, IT LITERALLY ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE BILL MURRAY WANTED IT TO HAPPEN.
Anyone saying different clearly doesnât know a fucking thing about Bill Murray and needs to shut the fuck up.
This is what Bill Murray said about it:
I thought about it for a very long time. Like, many, many months. No, thatâs not right. I was seriously thinking about this for years, really ⌠It kept eating at me, and I really respect those girls. And then I started to feel like if I didnât do this movie, maybe somebody would write a bad review or something, thinking there was some sort of disapproval [on my part].
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why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and theyâre like âoh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!â but dog lovers are always like âmy ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"
Copypasting something I wrote on Facebook a couple years ago (thanks JJ for reminding me of it):Â
I didnât really grow up with dogs, so Iâm learning about dog behavior as an adult and the more I learn, the more creeped-out I am by a specific subset of âdog peopleâ who usually also âhate cats,â because itâs becoming obvious that these people donât actually know their dogsâ avoidance/anxiety signals, so theyâre just stomping all over these animalsâ boundaries. It comes across less as âI love dogs and hate catsâ and more âI like animals that canât say ânoâ to me in a clear, direct way.â
ive also seen talk of how pets are gendered and cats are considered a âgirlâ pet were as dogs are a boy/neutral petÂ
Revenge of the Sith Novel by Matthew Stover
#BUT NO LISTEN THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN CANON,#LIKE ANAKIN WAS TOLD THAT OBI WAN WAS SEEING SOMEONE AND HIS IMMEDIATE THOUGHTS WERE THAT OBI WAN WAS SCREWING A DUDE,#IM LIVING
A collection of my favorite Duolingo sentences (pt 1)
donât mind if i add a few of my ownâŚ
Wow lmao I should get back to letting this app teach me French lmao

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hereâs the more⌠blame @pancaspe i take no responsibility
@omarcruzphoto 2012
So I completely forgot that I can finally post the drawings I did for the Cabin Pressure Artbook! Iâm far too fond of drawing the airdot in its entirety, so hereâs a couple of family portraits.
It was so much fun to be a part of a project alongside so many talented artists to make something so brilliant to help raise money for the con. John Finnemore was actually given a copy at the recording of the last episode and loved it, so what better endorsement do you need if youâre still unsure whether or not to buy one!
a guide for the fandot
(disclaimer: anything in this fandom has a decent probability to include angst despite lighthearted appearances)
Queer doesnât mean âdonât label me,â it means âI am naming myself.â It means âask me more questions if you[âre] curiousâ and in the same breath means âfuck off.â
What Queerness Means to Me | Tranarchism (via transformfeminism)
idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i canât even send a nice anon without being scared that i didnât hit anon and now they know

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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
508: Space Cat 2.0
Iâm a bit tuckered out with the convention prep, so for todayâs post here is the updated space cat Iâve made to sell at Rose City!
This was the old one. Needed to give it a bit more light :)
#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD
Jim, dead. Not gone.
View on dropbox here
(If this blog is deleted, find my main blog and work on AO3 or my art on Pixiv.)
Well well well⌠the second conception and Iâm still not content⌠(okay itâs far from finished but just no, he deserves better)
âThis above all: to thine own self be true.â

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Things my brother has said to me since Iâve come out
Bro: You canât say youâre pan if youâve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you canât say youâre straight since youâve never had a girlfriend
Bro: toucheâŚ
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??Â
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure⌠$10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweetâŚcough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whoreâŚNo but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our schoolâŚ.
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: whatâs that?
Bro: basically sheâll date anyone
Friend: think sheâll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: soâŚhow was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)âs house because youâre pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and theyâre both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldnât get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONSÂ
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and âyoure attracted to everyone regardless of genderâ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because iâm straight i like every girl momâŚshe can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out youâre queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweetâŚ..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammitâŚ
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: youâre no longer grandmas favoriteâŚnow i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i canât punch a girl!Â
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
This is so sweet actually
YOU LIMP LETTUCEÂ
If you are asexual or aromantic, OF COURSE you are validđâ¨đđ