Woops...?

sirius: "reg i'm warning you now, you might fall in love with him. if you do keep it to yourself, ok? it's going to be really difficult but try and contain yourself"

enter remus: freakishly tall, horrible posture, curly hair that he obviously has no clue how to tame, crooked teeth, wardrobe of a 70 year old, scarred head to toe, possibly the most awkward man to ever live

He owns a lot of things but he feels safer wearing something from his friends.

Pt 6

Sirius: "What's your type in men?"

Remus: "Twinks."

Okay, the Avengers totally support trans rights but it would be so funny if Peter thought they didn't. I mean Steve is a WWII soldier nicknamed "captain America" that doesn't sound very woke let's be real😭

Anytime he wears his suit he manages to sneak a binder underneath, also never letting any of the tower doctors tend to his injurys (especially if its a chest injury) out of fear they might out him.

(Even though the Avengers already know they just don't care because that's his business not theirs)

Peter gets his period during a fight and thinks to himself "shit boys don't get periods I can't let them see me bleeding down there!"

And promptly stabs himself as an excuse for why he's bleeding.

And Tony is freaking out because everytime this kid gets his period he stabs himself??? That's not normal?? Is he depressed? Is he that badly dysphoric?? Should he hire a therapist that specializes in trans kids?? Is this self harm???

But no, Peter sprints to the nearest bathroom and punches open the period product thing where you have to pay for it (which is stupid btw)

Eventually he realizes that the Avengers know when Natasha makes a joke to him about how boobs hurt when you run and he's like "haha I wouldn't know! Cuz im a dude obviously.." and Natasha is just like "yeah but when your not wearing your binder that must be a pain huh?"

And Peter is just🧍 "oh"

Finally he overhears Steve describe in great detail about the time he and Bucky made out when in the military together, because of course they did.

Pete later talks to him like "you were cool with gay people the whole time??" and Steve gives him a weird look and is like "I am gay? I flirt with every guy on the team daily?? Did you not know that??"