You're a Goddamn Treasure

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

your interpretation of me isnt who i am

new rule, no one’s allowed to make fun of women for fitting “manic pixie dream girl” stereotypes, if a gal is ~quirky~ and dyes her hair and takes pictures of the moon fuckin let her, it’s not her fault men think she’s gonna cure their existential issues just bc she likes milkshakes and floral tattoos lmao

apprentice and master baker makin biscuits

i can’t wait until these blankets come out of the oven i’m so hungry

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i’m just ignoring every single one of my problems