nichole

Bumper sticker that says: "My Other Car is Yours my Friend :), let us share everything on this beautiful earth"

unfortunately, while you were all focusing on football, i was getting my vasectomy reversed/redone/reversed/redone over and over

john green becomes evil and tells you not to use her clitoris

Cock is one of the WORST tastes. Not only that, but balls smell AWFUL

If we’re keeping it real Roanoke was AHS’s scariest season

Would you dismiss the wise words of a sage simply because their face was scarred or otherwise disfigured? I think not, and yet you engage in just this type of prejudice when you ignore my opinions on Vaccines simply because my profile picture is a Busty Minion.

my boyfriend does this to me before i

Why do people on this website act like misdiagnosing a mental illness is a horrible malicious sin. kids on tumblr being misinformed about bpd and diagnosing themselves with it are almost certainly struggling with SOME kinda mental illness and are just misinformed about what exactly it is, i hate that yall treat them like theyre coming for you lmao

like its honestly fucking pathetic that yall act so… entitled when people accidentally misdiagnose themselves. a lot of symptoms of different mental illnesses overlap and its very unlikely that someone who misdiagnosed themselves as [insert mental illness here] is nt. have some goddamn brains and dont act so mean and possessive over your mental illness its pitiful

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…