Little Alien

I JUST IMAGINED THEM DRUNK TOGETHER AND??? YE THAT WOULD HAPPEN.

                           A bad habit of the alien’s was spending money on useless things. Like fortunetelling. This time she had told him that the next person he saw would be pregnant and that he must kiss said person’s belly for good luck. Did he believe her? Of course he did, the gullible fool. And so he’s out wandering the streets and suddenly someone comes into sight. Though something’s a bit off, the person looks male? Oh well, no one ever said men couldn’t get pregnant.           Immediately he was at the other’s feet, one hand pulling up his shirt while the other steadied his hip. To think that inside this tummy was another growing life, how heartwarming. Even though said tummy was fairly flat he figured they had only been impregnated just recently. Kissing the tummy before the other threw him off he smiled, “I hope they are delivered safely." And now he will just pat the tummy, wondering what’d be like to get pregnant.

                           What exactly was going on? Who knew. Perhaps the two were terribly drunk, but all Nano’s woozy mind knew was that he had a mission. A mission to lick the whipped cream off of the shirtless Gio that was giggling before him. And so that’s what he was going to do. Pinning the wizard down on his tummy ( somehow the whipped cream had gotten on his back and all over his hips ) and started working his way through the sweet creaminess. “Ya— better naw kick me. Since thissss,” a pause as he ate some more whipped cream, “is all yooou fault.”           For some reason while he was licking the whipped cream, he started to think that Gio’s skin too looked quite edible. And in this drunken state began to pepper kisses on his hips where he’d just licked off some cream, before nibbling at the pale flesh. Sweet.           Nano was almost tempted to put more whipped cream on the male, but that’d be troublesome so he finished up the remaining white fluff, before letting the other go to grab the whipped cream and spray it all over his own face and head. “Te-he.”