rainbow-colored shining power

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

what socks do pirate love the most?

Arrrrgyle

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

Arrrrrrrgon

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

R!

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.