Mary

back in my day we lost flappy bird

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

they greebled him

woke up and immediately checked the news to make sure they hadn't caught him

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

my existentialism professor once showed us this meme and then said softly “reintarnation” and started laughing for about 5 minutes straight but he was laughing so softly we thought he was crying and didn’t know what to do about it

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.