and I became a god

full of love and soft like honey

why does netflix geralt looks like that “ma theres a weird fucking cat outside!”

11/10

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

The most exciting parts of your day being the times that you eat

watching stealthgamerbr and thinking hell yeah this is how i feel when i play the game like im feeling like im an utterly flawless and an actual god who knows what theyre doing and when theyre doing it but in reality when i play dh i miss the ledge when i blink and instantly alert and the entire town of my complete and utter failure and THAT is why the outsider loathes all of humanity bc im the primary example of someone who inhabits all the powers of the void and instead decides to fall on their face