Shit posting

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i don't like you if you use water for your hot chocolate.

i love that tumblr is just girls’ creations and we all sit here and admire each other’s creations and press on the little pictures and view them one by one girls are the best

ah yes, job interviews. or as I like to call it: pulling confidence out of thin air and lying your ass off for 30-45min

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry