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The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

I sometimes have these moments when my 2 and 4 year olds come running to me…

Me when my nephews ask me can they do something. I’m like “Oh sh*t I am the adult right now.”

Nah. I’m just a child that pays bills and has smaller versions of himself, in female form.

i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up

i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position after it

I mean lets be honest if everyone else is gassing theirs up like no tomorrow and you’re being as honest as you can who th are the recruitment team going to be more interested in

There’s people working in my banks head office with me WITH MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE than me BUT ARE GETTING PAID LESS

we’re doing the exact same job role

the point I’m trying to make here is if you’ve handled finances for a company you’re now what i would call a treasurer my g, if you’ve done admin work you are now a secretary (or as I’ve put Management secretary)

throughout the interview emphasise that youre about progression, that you want more responsibilities than you did at your previous job, tell them the hours here are more suitable for me than my last ones were, AND WHEN IT COMES TO SALARY NEGOTIATION its all about continuity. tell them again that it boils down to progression. make up a reasonable figure for how much you were paid in your last role (do your research for how much the industry youre applying to or the role youre applying for pays, base it on that) tell them you expect more than you were previously paid. do not give them a figure. progression is your primary focus, tell them if youre progressing youre happy. leave it at that.

LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET THAT MONEY

i wonder what its like to not be black and just read about black people being murdered and assaulted by police every single hour on the clock and just go on with your day bc it never affects you in anyway whatsoever and you can sleep at night knowing that a cop will never aim a gun to your head…. must be nice

this

Ommmg 😂

This is the realist shit I have seen all day

It’s sad that so many people remain ignorant to this

yooooo

whoa

Hahahaha this is so cute

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Nobody gives a fuck about your damn blog

When your class has a substitute teacher

😂😂😂😂😂

LOL!!!

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Fucking crying.

Side bitches and niggas

I’m weak but I wanna know the story behind the first gif