MATZ

got stopped by airport security for having too much liquid in his carry on and instead of throwing the three drinks away, he chugged them. all of them

lost his debit card in the fridge

drank beer out of a wine glass (and got drunk off said single beer)

broke his light stick

got boba tea and didn’t like it so he just took jaehyuns

literally shoved doyoung off his lap for trying to sit on him

convinced his manager that you could plant the unused tops of carrots and they would regrow

went with sm recruiters just because they offered him food even though he didn’t know who they were or who the big three were

Bites into his KitKats instead of breaking them

drew those “cherries” on his forehead on that picture he signed

takes showers in the dark

Signed albums/merch with kitty yong

Someone asked him how his hair stays so healthy and he replied by saying who says its healthy

put grapes on his cow hat because cows are vegan but he wanted them to have a good time too

sets out a can of tuna fish on the balcony for the stray cats

Tried to turn his hair into kitty ears

this is his explanation for why he watches the news every morning im literally terrified 

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