Ty Oh Lerrr!

I have SO much love in my dumb stupid bitch ass body

sounds straight. i’m out

this feels relevant

i watch this and think "oh how prett-OH WOW" every single time

i wanna adopt them as my grandmas

This gives me so much life

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

By the time I actually experience mutual love/romance it’s going to send me into shock and fucking kill me

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

me getting absolutely plastered and causing a ruckus in the parking lot of a fast food joint