I miss when the big boat was stuck

add another clove of garlic im not driving

water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

okay but this is not only a bop but also so much more kid friendly than I expected?? the animation is clean and cute, the song is dope with no double entendres or anything, the dancing looks fun without any sexualised moves. Like, this is made for kids, but with EFFORT and KIDS IN MIND. I love this. Also, penguin boys who support their sister and show kids that gender roles are bullshit

a little creacher

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

my grandma had an altima for 13 years

I got somethin to tell you :/

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

Apple spider

Vinegar

Boots with the fur