Hell

today was my last day at work after two years. i hugged my coworkers and told them i loved them and left the store and started sobbing like a baby

THE BUFFET IS DEAD

yo a BIG SHOUTOUT to the group of 10 that cane in less than an hour before closing and ordered two XL pizza, one lg pizza, one XL wing platter, one lg wing platter, two mozzarella sticks, and two cheesy breads right when i sent my kitchen closer on his 30. that was super fantastic of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love when families order the buffet and i make the whole thing for them to get ONE SLICE

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

closing kitchen is fine except for when u wash the salad bar and have to smell every single ingredient amplified under a pressure washer all at once