Scrubs quote starter Meme. Send me one to see how my muse reacts
“I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.”
"This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!"
“People aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.”
"Do you want me to order you a clown?"
"Sex is for making babies and revenge"
“Too much ha-ha, pretty soon boo-hoo.”
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes"
“Being such a mess that your friends don’t even ask for your help? That’s the bottom of the barrel.”
“Who the hell cares about what anyone else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy.”
“I’m changing you to a ‘yes’ because you’re feisty.”
“And I want you to know, if I had the choice of hanging out with anyone in the entire world, or sitting at home with you, eating a pizza, watching a crappy TV show, I’d choose you every time.”
"You seem unhappy. I like that.”
"But since your mother brought you into the world, I do have a message for her uterus. Bad uterus! Don’t do that anymore.”
“Oh, that’s adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I’d be careful, the guy you’re in love with is a douche.”
"I don't dislike you. I nothing you."
"Have you ever looked at yourself and wished you were different in every single way?"
"And if I seem uninterested, it's only because I have no idea why you would like me"
"I hope you die in a violent death and bugs eat your corpse!"
“You kids use the word HATE so much that I have to find a new word to describe how I feel about others. Hmmmm, I mega-loathe you.”
“Nothing in this world worth having comes easy.”
"You make me want to kill myself and everybody around me."
“Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.”
“The truth is, it’s all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.”
“You’re scared because if you try and fail, there’s only you to blame”
“Men don’t faint, we take unintended decisive naps.”
“I always assumed growing up was just something that happened as you got older… but it’s really something you have to choose to do.”
“Sometimes the only way to take a really good look at yourself is through someone else’s eyes.”
