chilton appreciation blog

first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.

Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are

If Hannibal went to med school now, he could literally say shit like 'yeah, I only want to be a doctor to rip out people's insides more accurately' and all the other gen-z students would just laugh and be like 'same'.

hannibal’s solution to problems was to kill his way out of them and will’s solution to problems was to seduce his way out of them and this show isn’t supposed to be inspiring?

eat, pray, love? oh you mean hannibal s1, s2, s3