Sparkles

What if Mads and Hugh just did a shit 240p flip phone YouTube vid of them reading and reacting to a fanfic of Hannigram? What would they even pick?

Biggest flex would have been if Hannibal changed his name to Hannibal. Just absolute confidence and finesse. Man's name is like Cornelius or smth.

Real fans know, Hannibal Lecter, MD, stands for Hannibal Lecter, Maryland, which is a reference to the fact that Hannibal Lecter lives in Maryland in the TV show Hannibal.

Bro, Will 'Empathy' Graham could have taken a Mr Rogers path in life but he chose to empathise with killers and that's on him.

Just once, I want a Hannigram therapy session to end with Will going 'I have no idea what you've just said. Am I gonna need a ph-fucking-D in classical studies to understand what you're going to be saying in our next conversation? I have a thesaurus in your library. Everytime you say something stupid I have to climb up and grab it just to talk to you. Can't you say anything like a normal person?'

Thinking of how different NBC Hannibal would have been if Hannibal had simply eaten a Snickers bar.

I love the idea of Will buying a house. Just standing in front of it like 'great, it's an absolute inconvenience for people to get here. No one is gonna come over,' then he gets a new psychiatrist and suddenly five different people are showing up on a rotating roster to his open 24/7 little Mind and Murder™ flea market with pity and mental illness as cash.

Caught between supporting Mads Mikkelsen and not wanting to give Rowling a dime.

Ooooo! Hannibal Lector's evil...he's bad???? Oh, you think he KILLS people? You're just victim blaming. He's TRAUMATISED.

Will looked for inspiration in "Crazy Cat Ladies" to handle his mental instability and one upped them with "Fire Brain Sweaty Dog Man™".

Hannibal could probably have just stuck a note on his victims bodies reading, 'this piece is dedicated to you, Will, from your friend, silent lover, and unofficial psychiatrist. PS: I have a dinner party next Friday serving liver and this mans eyeballs. I'd love for you and the team at Quantico to attend,' and Jack woulda just been like 'wow isn't he so polite, I look forward to his dinner party. But you can't go Will because you're not working hard enough to catch the Ripper.'

Hannibal fans literally came for glorified serial murder and stayed for a toxic gay relationship.