THE ANCIENT BITCHES NEED YOUR TOME!

Dildos?🤗

No ❤️

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

your nasty disgusting #yourdisgusting

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.