starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

I've been in her place myself many times

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

models on the runway... plenty of confidence. i respect it. when i have to turn around, go back inside and get a whole new outfit on there's usually more shame involved

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

so crazy to me that mormons aren’t embarrassed about their whole deal even a little bit. they’ll gladly tell strangers that they’re a member of the lds church as if that isn’t one of the single most incriminating and humiliating things to be in the entire world.