Two Peonies

Me flirting with someone I actually like:

I’m all for a Haleb reunion.

OKAY LET’S BE HONEST, WHEN HAS THE SHOW EVER SHOWN HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP BEHAVIOUR AND THINGS LIKE THAT

Aria only met Ezra because she was under age at a bar. Ezra tried to openly havea relationship with a minor. Ezra was in a relationship with a minor. Aria’s dad had an affair with a student. Aria’s mom almost, knowingly, married a creep.

Spencer had a thing with her sister’s fiance. Spencer only dated that one country club worker to spite her parents. Spencer would kiss a guy like almost everytime Toby left town. I don’t even have the TIME to list what Spencer’s family has done.

Emily was Maya’s smoke sesh buddy before anything. Emily ended up dating Paige after Paige tried to drown her.

Hanna wrecked her other boyfriend’s car because he didn’t wanna have sex with her. Caleb left Hanna for the ghost girl or whatever in Ravenswood. Caleb was somewhat of a criminal when he first met Hanna. Hanna and Caleb went on drunk binges together before they became a couple again in like season five, when he was living in that cabin. Hanna’s dad left her and her mom for his mistress, and never looked back. Hanna’s mom slept with an officer to get Hanna out of trouble.