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needless to say, knife monopoly was a big hit

I fear Simon WOULD think that Orpheus was dumb ass hell for looking back no matter with version of the story. Like passionately its such a matter of discussion. Happens like once a week. Till he and grace are climbing up stairs on day and suddenly like he doesn't hear so he finishes the stairs and looks behind to look for grace to make sure it's all okay and then it hits him. Oh *oh* this makes so much sense.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

Knight shaking blood off from war like a dog shaking off bathwater

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

i live in this fantasy world in my head where fallout 3 gets remastered and a few more people will get into the fandom and become butch enjoyers like me and we can all party on ao3 together :)

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum