simp first, human second

what if imu was like sabo, born to a noble family and made friends with the lowborn joyboy, but in the end neither could convince the other or look past their own upbringing and although they were sworn brothers it all came to a tragic end

like madara and hashirama sort of

so he really hates luffy for maybe being joyboy but sabo? oh man it is on sight. sabo is a noble who threw everything away and took up arms to fight against the world order and is the shining beloved face of the revolution, hes like if imu and joyboy were mixed into one person i know imu is seething but sabo isnt here right now he got away

but you know who didnt manage to get away?

sabos beloved little brother luffy. sabo's luffy, who imu has pinned like one of imus own beloved butterflies to a tree, watching as luffy can only writhe and cry and scream, watching as he knows despite all of sabos bravado at the reverie this will be yet another failure the boy can lay at his feet.

failing to save the gol d. roger's son. failing to save the nefertari patriarch. and now failing to save the only one sabo has left and just like before there's nothing the revolutionary can do, cannot even be there to watch.

thats okay.

imu is here.

han yoojin: everyone, names in the hat, right now!

han yoojin: whoevers name gets picked out of this, im using your black card for the week and you'll just have to deal with it!!

song taewon, watching as everyone begrudgingly put their names into the hat: han yoojin whatever your personal thoughts you should never hold someone financially hostage

kim sunghan: financially hostage? that'd probably be easier to explain

song taewon: ? what do you-

han yoojin: yoo myeongwoo, you're up!! hand over the black card and no one gets hurt

yoo myeongwoo: YESSSSSSSS

han yoohyun: FUCK