WHERE DO I PUT MY HEART ?

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

and when will there be a friday when i AM in love? When.