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Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

Girlboss attempt leaves 12,000 dead and 750,000 displaced by radiation poisoning

i havent posted art on this blog since the ripe year of 2018 but here

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

hey boys

love all the vampire and werewolf trans/nb people but where are my zombie people at 

i dont want to be percieved as a guy or girl my gender is gore death killing dissecting guts die die die