Local Note Farmer

Been really rough the past few years, and I can’t help but wonder if it is bc a lot of you got cursed bc you didn’t reblog Madame Zeroni.

A lot of boomer men tend to idolize the soldiers that served in WWII by constantly insulting the younger generations claiming they are too soft and don’t know struggle. Honestly it just sounds like those boomers never outgrew the “my dad can beat up your dad” phase.

Toppins? For bird feed? In THIS economy?!

“Average person hits 50 trees a year” factoid is a statistical error. Georg of the Jungle, who did not watch out for that tree, should not have been counted

I know I seem ok, but deep down, I miss Harambe

You like a quiet breakfast at Denny’s, I intentionally start shit at the Waffle House. We are not the same.

Doug Marcaida as a judge on Worlds Worst Chef: ok, let’s talk about your plate. The chicken is significantly undercooked, and your sides look like they went out of date three days ago. All in all, you plate… will Keal.

If our house isn’t an elaborate and complex labyrinth designed to torment our enemies as they descend into madness, I don’t want it. Every room is a secret and hidden room. All doors are disguised as something else. Three rooms are on separate sides of the house from each other, but look identical so you don’t know if you’ve already been there. How do so many twist and turns fit in such a small space?

Do you ever think that Boomers are “like that” because their parents already claimed to be The Greatest Generation

Ya know, if my phone is gonna be listening to every conversation, the least they can do is send me yearly data like Spotify does. Kinda would like to know how many times I cursed this year, or maybe show me this year’s most used swear. Hell compile data and show me the most used swear in the world, and how did my usage compare. If I have to live in a cyber dystopia, they can at least keep me occupied.