Best of Me

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

Reblog for Deadpool. Like for Deadpool. Ignore for Donald Trump.

Idiots..

I’ve seen the future, it is murder.

Meet Jim. Jimmy here is supposed to fix the car you brought into the shop today. But Jim doesn’t know what he’s doing. He just wants money. As you start up your car everything seems fine. But as you head down edelberry hill you notice your breaks don’t work. Shame. Good thing Jim wasn’t “ostracized” from being a mechanic because he didn’t know how a car works.

Uh… Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are presently cruising about 12 feet from the ground and that scraping and tearing you can hear is the fuselage being ripped out from under us because I forgot to close the baggage doors and take up the wheels. If you look out of the window you may see the terrified faces of those you love who came to wave you off as I plow into terminal 4 like a flaming arrow of apocalyptic wrath as I’ve never flown a plane before.

This reads like a quote from one of Atlas Shrugged’s villains

I think I entered the twilight zone of stupid.

Finding Nemoo

@sgt-shivers I found something else you should probably look at

Metal Gear Fandom enters like

@liquid-easy